Chris: Last time on Total Drama Do-Over, our campers were one with nature. They found there inner animals and went WILD! Despite the horrible way we treat animals on this show, we treat the people, even worse. With Dj being removed from the kitchen, we now have our campers back to being starved. For us, this is good. But what are you, the fans starving for? I'll tell you in a bit. But first, Zoey made a big decision in personally voting out Cody last time. Sierra quit the competition just for Cody. LAME! But useful, Alejandro stayed in her place. How lucky for us, that dude brings some BIG drama! He's unstoppable! Nobody can even touch him. The elimination ceremony was full of tricks and mind blowers. But the biggest shock was Zoey's ultimate betrayal. With Cody gone, and a big promise being made, can Dj withstand the torrents of the new Zoey's attitude? We'll find out. Stuff like this makes me hungry. Know what I'm hungry for? More drama! And what better way to get REALLY dramatic than to force some of our campers together? I mean, FORCE them. (holds up some handcuffs) With these, we're gonna have a FUN challenge for you today. Let's just say, heads will roll, in twos. Can Jo and Leshawna find peace with each other? Will Harold score some points with Jo? Will Will FINALLY OPEN UP AND JUST TELL US ALREADY why he was depressed? Can Dj save Zoey? Can we save Dj FROM Zoey? What else can Alejandro do to mess with people? How much more drama can this show hold? Who will be eliminated next? Find out tonight, at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet, right here On TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

=== Dining Hall === (Will and Dj are eating glop. Everyone else is in line for glop)

Will: You know, if we can find a way to get Chef to leave, you can start cooking again. Please?

Dj: Chef won't allow it. Plus, his fist could mash my whole face.

Will: I doubt that. (they look at Chef)

Chef: (is punching the glop, then serving it to the others. The glop moves again, then Chef punches it again)

---> Dj: (holding glop) Is this alive? (it squirms) AUGH!

Leshawna: (sits with Dj and Will) Hey boys. What's up?

Dj: Not much. This competition is really getting to our heads. I don't know how much longer I can last.

Leshawna: You'll be fine. And ff we can eliminate Jo and Harold, we'll ALL be fine.

Will: Why those two? Wouldn't we have to worry about Alejandro?

Leshawna: Jo and Harold are just outright sneaky. They can't be trusted.

Dj: If I knew any better. I'd say you just don't like them. Mama always said "Don't keep a grudge, make lots of fudge"

Leshawna: Your mama told you WHAT now?

--->Dj: Oh man, my Mama loved fudge. (licks his lips) Mmmmm. Mama's fudge.

Leshawna: You can keep your fudge issue to yourself, but I am not letting those two get the best of me.

Will: That's what they all say.

Leshawna: They all say what?

Will: They say that too. (turns to Dj) So, Dj? Are you gonna keep that promise you made? The one about helping Zoey out with her whole Commando thing?

Dj: (looks over at Zoey who has just slammed her tray in Chef's face and walked away) Maybe. Maybe not. She seems to be doing fine….

Abigail: (sitting on the other side of the cafeteria with Zoey) So Zoey! Tell me how you made that bow and arrow! I wanna make one too.

Zoey: Honestly, I don't even remember. I was in the moment. I still am, a bit.

Abigail: How do I get in the moment? I wanna be in the moment. (Alejandro walks past)

Alejandro: You could try paying attention, too bad that's out of your reach. (Abigail tosses a spoon at Alejandro, he dodges it without even looking, it hits Dj in the head, sending him face first into his glop)

Dj: (picks his head up, the glop is still attached to his face) AUGH AUGH AUGH! IT'S NOT LETTING GO! (runs around until he hits a wall and gets knocked out)

Jo: (enters the dining hall with Harold, they both got back from their morning jog) Nice job, scrawny. You managed to keep up with me.

Harold: I could have run faster than a siberian antelope. They're the fastest living mammals, even surpassing those skills of the cheetah.

Jo: Sure they are.

---> Jo: Harold's nice. He'd be nicer if he looked better, smelled better, talked less, worked out more, sweat less, run faster, and most of all, quit the nosepicking. Besides that,….meh.

Harold: Has anyone ever told you how beautifully violet your eyes are.

Jo: You have. (smiles smugly) Many times. And who can blame you. They ARE perfect. (looks at Leshawna)

Leshawna: Oh yeah! MY eyes are a beautiful shade of (turns to Dj who has woken up) DJ! WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES!

Dj: Ugh…fudge colored?

Leshawna: NOW TELL ME I'M PRETTY!

Dj: AUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! (passes out)

---> Jo: Is Leshawna getting….jealous that I have a boyfr…..A FOLLOWER! I meant to say follower. Heh…..heh….

---> Leshawna: How can he like her so much? It's ridiculous. Its like Quassimodo falling in love with The Grinch!

Chris: (enters the dining hall) Hello campers. I must say, you all look GREAT today. I love all the HATE I'm hearing. Keep it up.

Alejandro: You being here means we have a challenge, right? So what is it already?

Chris: Hush my impatient hispanic mastermind. All in due time.

Will: What better time than the present?

Chris: …….Good point. CHALLENGE TIME! Final 8, it's time for your very strains on mental abilities to be put to the test.

Will: So it's a mental thought challenge? Trivia?

Chris: No.

Harold: Electroshock treatment?

Chris: I'll keep that in mind, but No.

Abigail: Wappawapappa!

Chris: What does that even mean? (Abigail shrugs) Anyway, its like the Trust challenge…but BETTER! (holds up four pairs of handcuffs) You guys have to endure each other.

Alejandro: And exactly….who…is getting handcuffed?

Chris: Why, you guys of course! Time to cuff! Please walk with me outside. (They all walk outside)

=== Campgrounds === (Chris has all of the campers lined up)

Chris: Now,we chose the teams for the handcuff challenge very precisely and made them so that we'll get LOADS of drama. So, Chef, cuff em.

Chef: Hot BOY! Pink Lady! You two! (throws handcuffs to Alejandro and Abigail) Scrawny Nerd, Bootylicious! You two! (throws Harold and Leshawna handcuffs) Man-Lady! Dark Kid! You two! (throws handcuffs to Will and Jo) That's all!

Leshawna: Great. I'm stuck with THIS weirdo. (Harold smiles)

Jo: You'll get used to him. (Will gasps)

---> Will: Jo, being…friendly…..about HAROLD!?!? Wow. This game DOES change people. I would know.

Chris: Oh. Dj, Zoey. Because you have super immunity, you CAN participate, you won't win anything, but you also won't lose anything. You can play along for fun!

---> Dj: As much as I didn't want to, Zoey is part of a promise I made for Cody. I need to talk to her and help her out. And if we're doing a challenge, she won't kill me! So I'm safe…but we're also handcuffed. Is my neck small enough to be strangled with? (gulps)

---> Alejandro: Handcuffed to Abigail!? There goes my chances at victory.

---> Abigail: Can you strangle someone with a  pair of handcuffs? Just wondering.

Zoey: No thanks Chris. I'll sit this o(cut off by Dj)

Dj: We WILL do the challenge. (Chris nods in approval and handcuffs Zoey and Dj)

Zoey: You'll PAY for this! (Dj smiles sheepishly)

Chris: Allright. Campers, welcome to the Trial of the Tri-Armed Triathalon.

Harold: Your theme of three is thrown off by four groups.

Chris: FINE! The Quadrial of Qua Quad-Armed Quadathalon! Happy?

Will: No.

Jo: (to Will) Are you EVER happy?

Will: I do believe I proved myself for the past couple of weeks that I actually DO have emotions. Thank you very much.

Chris: So! Your first challenge is BACK in the dining hall. But first, tell us what you think of your partners. Just so we know beforehand.

Abigail: Alejandro is a big mean jerk who does nothing but bully people and I have half a mind to lose this challenge just so he goes home.

Alejandro: I would rather jump into shark infested waters, if I hadn't already done that, just to get away from Abigail.

Leshawna: Dealing with Harold, its gonna be Reeeeeeaal hard.

Harold: I'm open to being nice, if Leshawna is too. But she won't, because she's loud and likes to yell. (Leshawna glares at Harold)

Jo: Meh, he'd better not drag me down.

Will: I'm not depressed!

Dj: Zoey is a really nice girl who knows NOT to kill me. (smiles at her)

Zoey: Whatever.

Chris: Okay then. Time for our first part of the challenge! (they enter the dining hall)

=== Dining Hall === (The campers are gathered in the dining hall)

Chris: Okay, now for the first part of the challenge, competitive eating! Too bad Owen isn't here. And too bad Dj IS competing, I was gonna have HIM cook the meals.

Dj: Aw man. You never told me that.

Zoey: Since when does Chris tell us Anything?

Chris: You each have one eater and one feeder. The feeder must place one hand behind the eater's back. Then, the feeder must do as they do and feed the eater. First ti finish wins part 1. Got it.

Alejandro: Got it.

Jo: Yup.

Chris: Okay, before we begin, I just wanna say, if you want to back out, here is something I call…a skeleton key. (holds up a small golden key) In this case, we'll call it the wimp key. It's a special key made for wimps. If you really REALLY wanna back out, it's only available before each part of the challenge.

Alejandro: (points to Abigail) You are NOT backing out.

Abigail: As long as we're handcuffed, I can really mess with you, so I'll pass.

Jo: I'm the eater, okay?

Will: I'd expect nothing less.

Jo: WHAT did you say?!?

---> Will: I'm getting sick of Zoey and Jo. They both are overcompetitive and full of it, with a personality to match.

Dj: We'll do whatever you want to do. Okay? So, if you wanna be the eater, that's okay, If you want me to be the eater, that's also okay.

Zoey: You'll be the eater. I'm not touching this crud.

---> Zoey: Dj is such a doormat. Reminds me of myself a bit.

---> Dj: I'm such a doormat. Mama always said "Don't be walked on, make parmesa"……I should really stop taking so much advice from my mama.

Alejandro: (the food is served. It's green chicken, mushed moldy veggies and rotten eggnog) Heh….YOU do the eating.

Abigail: I didn't know chickens came in green.

Harold: I could eat all of this in a minute. That's approximately a scoop a second. I just don't wanna strain my stomach acids today.

Leshawna: Aw NO! You are NOT gonna talk the talk, but do no walking the walk! You talk big, you EAT big! You EAT!

Harold: Ugh…..okay?

---> Harold: This is so much worse than I thought.

Chris: So our eaters are Harold, Jo, Abigail, and Dj. And….BEGIN!

Zoey: (begins shoving food in Dj's mouth. Dj is horrified) EAT!

Dj: (eating) AUGH! This is undercooked! (eats again) AUGH! This is too spicy! (eats more) AUGH! What temperature did you set the oven to!?!? (eats more)

Jo: (Will is feeding her slowly) Pick up the pace, half pint! (Will sighs in agitation and continues feeding) Too slow!

Will: (picks up the platter and shoves it all in Jo's face. Jo falls over and Will does too)

Alejandro: (is quickly feeding Abigail. She keeps spitting the food out as soon as he feeds her) ABIGAIL! You're supposed to EAT IT!

Abigail: Said who?

--->Alejandro: (yelling in frustration) ESTUPIDO ESTUPIDO! ABIGAIL! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Leshawna: (is shoving food in Harold's face before he can even say anything) EAT! SCOOP! EAT! SCOOP! EAT! SCOOP!

Harold: I think my face is gonna e(food smashed in his face) Leshaw(fed) slow do(fed) AUGH! (fed)

---> Leshawna: If he can't handle the game, he shouldn't have come to play. Simple as that.

Chris: Oooh. This looks DEADLY! You guys really know how to(cut off)

Everyone: SHUT UP CHRIS!

Chris: Geez. (a few minutes go by) And the winners are…..LESHAWNA AND HAROLD!

Leshawna: YES! (Harold throws up his food on Leshawna's shoe)

Zoey: You didn't eat fast enough, DJ!

Dj: Well sorry! This stuff is REALLY unsanitary! Mama always sa..oh forget it.

Chris: So, meet me at the beach for the nest part of the challenge!

=== the Beach === (The campers are standing near the canoes)

Chris: Wimp key, anyone?

Leshawna: (Harold begins walking towards the wimp key, but isn't moving because Leshawna's weight is keeping him from going anywhere) Nice try, scrawny. You ain't getting out that easy.

Jo: Take the wimp key, I swear, do it and I'll mush you! (Will yawns)

Chris: Now, you guys must paddle a canoe to Boney Island! There, you will find a …surprise. Oh, and Leshawna and Harold get this nifty motor! It's old, but better than nothing.

---> Dj: After this show, I don't think I'll ever like surprises the same way ever again.

Chris: Yeah, so get in your canoes and start paddling!

Alejandro: I call the front. No exceptions. That is that. Got it?

Abigail: I call shotgun!

Alejandro: There is no "shotgun" in canoes!

Jo: (leaps in her canoe) I get front.

Will: Ew. I have to stare at your back the whole time.

---> Will: In retrospect to Jo…I shouldn't have said that out loud.

Jo: (begins whacking Will with a paddle) TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!

Will: Ouch! OOF! Yikes! WAAH!

Alejandro: (is now on the lake with Abigail) Beautiful view of the lake, is it not?

Abigail: Could be better…..if you weren't here.

Alejandro: Okay, Abigail, why do you hate me so much. I mean..it's a little over the top. Calm yourself.

Abigail: Simple, you got Noah voted out. You've been plotting his downfall for all of the merge.

Alejandro: Last time I checked, I had no control over Noah's decision to give up the game and save you. I think you've been listening to too many stories, Abigail. I honestly wish we could be,…..friendish?

Abigail: You've insulted me too many times to count.

Alejandro: You've insulted me as well…even before Noah's shocking elimination.

Abigail: I…I….Wow……I guess you ARE just playing the game. Man, sorry Al.

Alejandro: (twitches) Please, call me Alejandro.

---> Abigail: I've been REALLY judgMENTAL! I kind of feel bad….But..Noah told me he was relish and bad. But maybe Noah wasn't always right.

---> Alejandro: As soon as I get on Abigail's good side, the better and easier it will be to pick her off.

---> Abigail: Noah always told me that some friends may be enemies….he never told me some enemies….may be friends.

Abigail: Well….I'm sorry…Alejandro. I didn't mean to be such a uptight, snobby little dork.

Alejandro: And I didn't mean to be a mean, nasty, homewrecking eel. I guess we're on good terms then…right? (Abigail nods)

Abigail: Right.

Jo: (They're canoe is now out on the lake. Dj and Zoey are next to them, going slowly) Goodbye losers! We have a challenge to win!

Zoey: (growls at Jo)

Will: Let's go before she bites us and gives us rabies! (they quickly paddle away)

Dj: So, Zoey. You and I..we need to talk.

Zoey: There is nothing to talk about. Now shut up and paddle. (Dj gulps then gains some courage)

Dj: No Zoey. We NEED to talk. Right now.

Zoey: What are you, my mom?

Dj: Don't even start with me about mama's. Listen to me, you've been hurting people here. I need to know what's wrong.

Zoey: You should know.

Dj: I should know? Was it something I did?

Zoey: More like what you all said!

Harold: (rides in a canoe with Leshawna who slowly speed past Dj and Zoey) If this boats a rocking, then someone come save me! (Leshawna takes her oar and hits Harold in the kiwis)

Dj: Okay, what DID I say?

Zoey: Everyone at camp hated me. They thought I was ugly, and annoying, and useless, and pathetic and…and……(begins crying) I don't wanna be seen as weak anymore.

Dj: Zoey….it's okay. You are NOT weak. We NEVER said those things. I swear…..Who told you we said all that stuff?

Zoey: My only true friend…Alejandro.

Dj: (gasp) Well…it seems we've found your problem. You've been listening to Alejandro. Zoey, he's evil. He'(cut off by Zoey)

Zoey: Maybe you all are being too judgmental! Alejandro is a really nice person! He's an outcast like me.

Dj: No Zoey. He's not. He's an outcast BECAUSE he's evil. Don't you remember what he did to Felicity…what he SAID to her?

Zoey:……..Oh my gosh…..

Dj: Don't you see!? He must have tricked you! We would never say anything bad about you! But Alejandro can, he would, and he did. He convinced you that we did as well!

Zoey:……Dj……I'm….I…(cries) I betrayed my closest friends! I can't believe I did all of this!

Dj: It's okay Zoey. (the other canoes have passed them, Zoey and Dj are in last) So……. you need a hug? (Zoey hugs Dj)

---> Zoey: CODY! I'm so sorry I voted you out! I was an idiot! You lost because I was gullible! Felicity! I'm so sorry about what Alejandro did! I didn't do anything to stop him! Courtney and Duncan, you guys…I'm so sorry about helping Alejandro! I'm so sorry!…..Alejandro…is going DOWN!

Dj: Now…how about looking presentable when we kick everyone's butts? (Zoey wipes her tears away, smiles and nods. Dj dips his fingers in the water and wipes off the mud marks on Zoey's face)

Zoey: Thanks Dj. (takes off her headband and smiles once more) Thank you.

---> Dj: That went a lot better than expected. Well Cody. I did it….but I'm not done yet. Zoey may no longer be crazy, but I need to get her back into the old Zoey now. The cool one, the nice one. The "doesn't point bow and arrows at your face" one.

Harold: (singing to "wheels on the bus") The paddles on the boat go row row row…row row row…row row row…the paddles on the boat go row row row..

Leshawna: (finishes the song) Shut up or i'll kick you. (looks off in the distance) I see it! Boney Island Ahoy! (the campers all pull into Boney Island. Harold and Leshawna get there first)
Harold: Remember, we can't steal anything…just like Mike and Alejandro did.

Leshawna: Yeah…wait…what? What do you mean…Mike AND Alejandro? It was just Mike.

Harold: After being eliminated, I got to watch reruns…Alejandro put the cursed tike in Mike's canoe, he was set up.

Leshawna: You kidding me? (Harold shakes his head) For real!?! (Harolds nods) Alejandro did WHAT to poor, little Mike.

Harold: He set him up.

Leshawna: The poor baby! Mike was such a sweetie…for a weirdo. Other than that HOW DARE AL DO THAT! He's going so far down…about…..SIX FEET!

=== Boney Island ===

Chris: (shows up in a helicopter) HEY KIDS! Guess what!?!? LOOK IN THAT BACKPACK WE LEFT ON THE SHORE!! (Leshawna and Harold open the backpack….inside is the cursed tike)

Leshawna: AW NO! Bad memories! BAD MEMORIES!

Harold: AUGH! It's the cursed idol! (The other campers show up and gasp at the idol)

Zoey: That's Mike's idol! It's the cursed idol!

Chris: YOU BET IT IS! YOUR GOAL? RETURN THE IDOL TO THE CAVE! THERE IS A CAVE JUST DOWN THE PATHWAY INTO THE BONEY ISLAND JUNGLE, YOU MUST RETURN THE IDOL TO THE CAVE! GOT THAT!? RETURN THE IDOL! OH…..AND YOU HAVE TO PIGGYBACK YOUR PARTNER. WHO PIGGYBACKS WHO? YOUR CHOICE! (flies away)

Leshawna: (takes the idol and stomps on it. It breaks into four pieces) Okay. Every team grab one. (they all do so)

Jo: (swings Will on her shoulders and runs past everyone) This game is ours!

Alejandro: Please…Abigail, if you may. (motions to his back. Abigail smiles and hops on. Alejandro runs off) ARRIBA!

Harold: I could lift anything twice my size. Especially if(Leshawna cuts him off)

Leshawna: You talkin BIg again? (Harold gulps) You wanna be the ride? Okay then. (leaps on Harold's shoulders and crushes him)

Dj: (Puts Zoey on his back and runs) Okay, let's do this! DJ AND ZOEY, AWAY! (runs faster)

---> Zoey: Dj turned out to be one of my besets friends in this game. He's so sweet. I almost lost myself in this game. Thanks Dj.

=== Boney Island Jungle === (Dj and Zoey)

Dj: So Zoey? Tell me, who ARE your friends here?

Zoey: Well. There's Gwen, Leshawna, Dawn, Mike, Cody, You, Abigail, Sam, (goes on)

---> Dj: The more she learns how liked she is…the quicker she'll become herself again. I believe it's called self esteem…I should borrow some for myself.

=== Boney Island Jungle === (Jo and Harold)

Jo: So, Will, tell me why you were depressed.

Will: No. (Jo stops running and sits down) Why did you stop?

Jo: I'm too curious at this point! I wanna know now!

Will: (sighs) Fine. Only because I don't wanna lose yet….. Back at home, I have an older brother who is…well perfect. He's adored by everyone and everyone loves him.

Jo: Is he mean? Does he hurt you? Is he a jerk?

Will: Yes, but nobody else knows that. Just me. He never lets me have any attention and he's a jerk behind everyone's back. I….I can't even remember the last birthday my parents threw for me.

---> Will: I can't remember any birthdays…because they never happened.

Jo: I'm not following.

Will: That's all I'm telling you, We need to go. Now. (Jo nods and picks Will up. They quickly runs to the cave)

=== Boney Island Cave === (Alejandro and Abigail)

Abigail: (peers through the bushes with Alejandro and they both see the cave) I see it! Oooooh. It looks spooky. How are we gonna get the idol in the cave?

Alejandro: Walk over and toss it in, that's how. What's stopping us? (Abigail point sup and they see the Monster Geese flying over the cave) Oh…that…

Abigail: I have an idea. (yells out at the geese. The geese hear her and fly towards them)

Alejandro: What are you doing!?

Abigail: I call to the geese, they come at me, you run and put the idol in the cave!

Alejandro: We're handcuffed. (holds up cuffed hand)

Abigail: Oh….I forgot…. RUN!! (they run away)

Dj: (as They run away, Dj and Zoey enter the cave area and walk over to it) We did it! (a spider walks out of the cave) Aw! Look….it's lonely. (About a hundred spiders follow the lone spider out of the cave) AUGH! (Zoey and Dj run away)

Jo: (runs into the cave area with Will. They're standing pretty far away) We're here! And nobody in sight! (Jo tosses the idol into the cave)

Will: Awesome! That throw was amazing! Where did you learn to throw like that!?

Jo: I'm a jockette. I got this. (gets Will on her shoulders and runs back to the canoes. They run past Leshawna and Harold) We won already! Suckers! (winks at Harold and runs)

Harold: (has Leshawna on his back. Is moving veeeeeeeeerrrryy slooooowwwwlly) Darn it. How did we lose. (collapses under Leshawna's weight)

Leshawna: Take a guess, string bean!

---> Will: Now that I've opened up to Jo, I'm being forced to be friends with her. It's surprisingly not that bad. Jo's pretty cool.

---> Jo: Maybe most of these twerps aren;t that bad after all.

=== Campgrounds === (The campers have returned to Wawanakwa and are all sitting in front of four picnic tables covered by a purple cover)

Dj: What's under the covers?

Chris: You'll find out. But first, as a victory reward to our players, Jo and Will, we have an advantage for you in the last part of your challenge! (takes off the covers…underneath are wooden replicas of all the past eliminated contestant's heads)

Harold: (picks up his head) It's me! I look…….oh wow. Do I really look like this?

Leshawna: Yes. And how did you think you looked before?

Harold: (picks up Justin's head) Along the lines of this.

Jo: It's…it's…everyone.

Alejandro: All of those who have fallen before us. The eliminated.

Zoey: (sees Cody's head) Oh Cody….I'm so sorry! (Dj pats her on the back)

Chris: We're making an official Total Drama Totem Pole for the Campgrounds. We want to honor you all by making this. But the point of this challenge is not for US to make it…but for YOU GUYS to make it. Can you remember who got eliminated….in ORDER!?

Will: Ugh…I can't remember anyone before the merge! I remember them…just not WHEN!

Jo: I was so focused on myself…I couldn't even remember!

Alejandro: I have a long memory. Fear not, Abigail….Abigail? (Abigail is holding Noah's head and hugging it) Need a moment?

Abigail: That would be nice.

Leshawna: Ew. EW! EW! AUGH! There's two Roberts! That's so bad! Get it out of my head!!

Dj: (holding Vanessa's head) AUGH….This…th..h.i.nn.g…m.u..s.t.t. .w..e.i.i.g.h.h…a.a…..T.O.N!

Alejandro: With hair like that, probably.

Chris: Jo and Will start off with eliminations up to Shin and Dakota. They have to figure out the rest. Wimp key..anyone? (Leshawna and Harold look at each other, then shake their heads) Then…BEGIN!

Harold: Okay. Robert and Staci, Justin and Sam, Cameron and Eva! Who was next!?

Leshawna: That weird girl, Blaineley and also…uh…Tyler!

Alejandro: Let me think….Hmmm….. (in 5 seconds has stacked heads correctly up to the merge) That seems about right.

Abigail: How do you know all of the eliminations so well?

Alejandro: Good memory.

---> Alejandro: Remembering your victims is so much fun. It brings chills down my spine. (shivers) That's the stuff.

Zoey: Poor Sam. So sad seeing him go first.

Dj: He didn't go first. He went second, with Justin. Let me see, we have heads up to Lindsay and Lightning. Who was next?

Zoey: OOH! Next was Harold and Anne Maria! I remember now!

---> Harold: Apparently, I was voted off before because Alejandro told everyone I was trying to hog all the girls with my haiku. While I could steal all of the girls, that was so uncalled for of Alejandro to do.

Alejandro: (is at Gwen and Charlotte) Okay. That's those two. Who was next? Hmmm…Of course. Felicity and Noah.

Abigail: (sniffs) Noah?

Jo: Umm…who went first in the merge again?

Will: I don't know! Wasn't that the hide and seek game? I don't know! Gwen? or was it B? Maybe Robert again!?

Jo: Sierra? Cody? Owen? Geoff? Charlotte? AUGH! I can't figure it out. Was it Katie or Sadie?

Will: Sadie is already on the totem pole.

Jo: They're practically the same person! (Dj glares at Jo)

Zoey: Okay. Now we have Mike and Dawn! We're at the merge now!

Leshawna: Mike…poor Mike. No thanks to Alejandro!

Zoey: What do you mean? (stops working)

Harold: He set up Mike with the cursed tike and got him voted out.

Alejandro: (everyone glares at Alejandro and yells at him. Alejandro is holding a Cody and Sierra head) Guys! Please! Let me explain! (they all stop….Alejandro takes this moment to put Sierra and Cody's heads on the top of his totem pole) I just wanted to finish…that's all. (They all complain)

Chris: That's a wrap! Alejandro and Abigail win immunity! Dj and Zoey remain with their super immunity and that leaves them safe as well! (takes the skeleton key and unlocks Dj, Zoey, Alejandro, and Abigail)

Leshawna: What about us?

Chris: You, Harold, Jo, and Will are up for elimination! And guess what…since you are handcuffed in twos….the votes are either…LESHAWNA AND HAROLD OR JO AND WILL! (everyone gasps) So make up your minds. Elimination happens soon.

=== The Dock of Shame === (Dj, Zoey, Alejandro, and Abigail are sitting on the dock, Leshawna, Harold, Jo, and Will are trying to convince them not to be voted for)

Leshawna: Listen y'all. We good friends. All of us. So please, keep me in the game. I promise I'll help you all out later! Please!

Harold: Vote for us! Save Jo! Jo deserves to stay in the game!

Jo: Harold!? Don't say that. You deserve to win just as much as I do. (everyone gasps) Did I just say that out loud?

Harold: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! (Leshawna walks away, her handcuff drags Harold away as well)

Jo: Umm…(turns to the others) Yeah…don't vote me, please. (walks away)

Will: What she said. (leaves)

Abigail: Hmm….I can't decide.

Dj: We'll have to eventually.

---> Jo: I don't know what happened. I was…..nice. That's so not like me! I lost my reputation….is it bad if I'm okay with all of this?

(The sun has set over the campgrounds. It is now dark out)

Chris on Loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL LOSERS! REPORT TO THE CAMPFIRE PIT, PRONTO!

===== Elimination 17 =====

(Another night on Camp Wawanakwa. It may just be a normal night but tonight holds a dark and treacherous ceremony filled with suspense and terror because down at the edge of the campgrounds.....is a Bonfire Ceremony)

(The campfire pit is set up with a mass of sitting logs on the right and a mass of sitting logs on the left. Everybody comes to take their seats. Chris is standing at his barrel podium. On his podium......are 6 marshmallows)

(Leshawna and Harold are still handcuffed, so are Jo and Will. Dj and Zoey fist bump then sit next to each other. Alejandro sits alone and is glared at. Abigail sits next to him anyway. Alejandro smiles at her. She smiles back. When she looks away, Alejandro smirks. Leshawna and Jo are glaring at each other. They are in each other's faces. Harold and Will exchange nervous glances)

Chris: Campers....at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are exactly 16 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The two campers who do not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, your out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallow goes to.....

…………………………………………………………………………………………..Zoey

(Zoey smiles at Dj and gives him a hug before she cheerfully runs up for her marshmallow)

…………………………………………………………………………………………..Dj

(Dj smiles and high fives Abigail and Will before walking up)

…………………………………………………………………………………………..Alejandro

(Alejandro smugly walks up and retrieves his safety.)

…………………………………………………………………………………………..Abigail

(Abigail walks past Leshawna, Harold, Jo, and Will and shakes hands with Leshawna)


.....................................................................Only Leshawna, Harold, Jo, and Will left

(Leshawna and Jo are in each other's faces. Growling. Harold and Will and scared and shaking in their seats)

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Chris: Guess what! That was the last double elimination of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

Leshawna: Great to hear. But WHAT!? I understand keeping Will here, bless the sweety's heart, but JO!?! She's dirty and mean!

Jo: It appears I just got voted over you. Bye bye, Leshawna….(realizes Harold is gone too) NO! Harold!!

Harold: It's okay Jo! I wanted you to get this far. Someone as beautiful as yourself has to. You are amazing! (Jo smiles and leans forward to kiss)

Abigail: This is so gross yet so romantic!

Leshawna: (smiles) Allright, I've seen enough. (walks down the dock. before Harold can kiss Jo, her handcuffs drag him along the dock as well)

Harold: Farewell By sweet Jo! I'LL ROOT FOR YOU! (Leshawna and Harold enter the Boat of Losers) My sweet valkyrie Jo! WIN THIS!

Leshawna: (yells back at everyone) Y'all better play a good game! Make me proud!

Dj: Goodbye! We will!

Zoey: BYE! We'll miss you!

Alejandro: I'm going to bed.

Will: Bye Leshawna! You were awesome!

Jo: See you later, Harold! I'm not forgetting about YOU! Never! (the boat fades away)

Abigail: BYE! Aw….their gone.

Chris: Congratulations….FINAL 6! You guys have done it! Outbested EVERYBODY! Out of 45, only six remain. The emo, the mama's boy, the klutz, the loner, the bad guy, and the jockette. I wish you all….the very best.

Abigail: Thanks Chris! (hugs Chris)

Dj: Final 6 group hug! (they all hug Chris)

---> Alejandro: Everyone swore to eliminate me long before today. And here I am, final 6. (laughs) These losers won't even know what hit them!

---> Zoey: I can't believe I made it to the final six! This is so exciting! HI GRANDMA! HI MOM! Hi all you jerks back home. How do ya like me now!

---> Will: Final 6? This was unexpected for me. I wanted to leave on the first day. But lo and behold, I did it. I am so ready for what Chris has for us next.

---> Jo: Harold may be gone, but that means I have my head back in the game. I'm ready! Bring it on! I'm not stopping here!

---> Abigail: FINAL 6 FINAL 6! I did it! I made it! I just have to get past 5 more people! I'm so close! I could taste it! (licks the confessional wall)….sorry about that. I was caught up in the moment.

---> Dj: Mama, your little Devin Joseph is almost there. I can do this! I swear, I will do my very best. I'm just so happy top be here. HI EVERYBODY!

=== The Bonfire === (The final 6 are roasting their marshmallows over the fire singing campfire songs)

Abigail: (just finished the song) Aw yes! This is the life. Just think about it…

Dj: One of us…sitting here tonight…will be a millionaire by the end of the week.

Zoey: Woah! That's crazy. Besides you, Alejandro, I have no problem with any of you winning.

Alejandro: I thought we were friends?

Zoey: I'm not friends with liars. (Dj high fives her)

Will: Same. Man, Zoey, you changed. You're being friendly again.

Zoey: That's the way I like it.

Alejandro: I thought we were ALL friends. Now I'm being excluded again?

Jo: Yup. You're a jerk. That's how it goes.

Abigail: Come on guys. Be nice. Alejandro deserves a chance.

Dj: Abigail….be careful around him.

Will: THAT'S ENOUGH! (they all stop) It's the final 6. Let's make this momentous by just…talking…..being nice….not yelling…or accusing or being bullies. Let's make this show..a show to remember. (they all cheer)

Chris: And that's all for today! Wil(gets picked up buy the final 6 and tossed in the lake) WHAT THE!?!? WHY!?!?

Abigail: This show IS a show to remember! I love it!

Alejandro: Will I prevail above everyone and beat the odds!?

Abigail: Will I pay enough attention to see what is dished out at us?

Zoey: Will I get a backbone and be myself to win this?

Will: Will I ever receive that care package I asked for on day 1?

Dj: Will Chris's hair recover by the next episode?

Jo: Will I overcome the competition and live up to my title?

ALL: Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!!

=== Elimination 17 Votes ===

Votes for Leshawna and Harold

Will: I wanna stay so……Yeah. Leshawna and Harold. I'll miss you Leshawna.

Jo: As much as it'll hurt, with those two gone, I can go for the million.

Harold: I want my Jo to win. I'd never win. They deserve it. Besides, I returned, that would be unfair if I won.

Alejandro: Harold knows too much. He told everyone about the curse tike. Nothing personal. (laughs)

Dj: Will is my bud. We're sticking together.

Votes for Will and Jo

Abigail: Will is not as upbeat as Leshawna. Harold is fun guy! Jo…not so much.

Zoey: Leshawna is too good of a friend to take over Will and Jo.

Leshawna: I wanna save myself. I can only do that, if Jo, finally, goes home.


==Remaining Campers==

Boys -  Alejandro, Dj, Will

Girls - Abigail, Jo, Zoey